November 2009
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(978): I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
(617): I...
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(727): She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to ‘teach her the ways...
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I was washing my mug in the office kitchen when I heard someone come in behind me. I turned around and saw it was my friend Christina. She’s not really my friend, but she’s like an office friend. “Hey Christina, how’s it going?” I said.
“Oh, I’m good,” she said. “Tired.”
“Yeah,” I said. “I’m really tired, too.”
“Yeah,” she said. “I’m like, exhausted.”
“No kidding,” I said. “I’m totally...
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(631): hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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(860): do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes...
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Sweet thymes and all that jazz.
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“And I want to play hide-and-seek and give you my clothes and tell you I like your shoes and sit on the steps while you take a bath and massage your neck and kiss your feet and hold your hand and go for a meal and not mind when you eat my food and meet you at Rudy’s and talk about the day and type your letters and carry your boxes and laugh at your paranoia and give you tapes you don’t listen to...
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